(January 17, 2018 at 4:18 pm)Khemikal Wrote: 1st world problems. Tell you what though, if you have to much money and it's a total downer...I can take some off your hands.Wealth is weird because it sticks to you like glue. Lets say you spent $1M on a McLaren F1 that's now worth $2M. You buy a nice $15K diamond for you wife that's now worth $30K. You buy a nice painting for $100K that is now worth $500K. You buy a house for $12M that is now worth $19M. You just can't get rid of it! The more you spent on nice things the more you make! Like that movie Brewster's Millions.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.