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You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
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RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
I was supporting a family and attending nursing school. I went to school Monday through Friday. Late nights doing homework/ studying until midnight.  Friday school let out early. I worked at a hospital a 16 hour shift on Friday and Saturday. 3pm until 7am. Sunday I worked 3pm until 11pm. I finished writing care plans for school until early Monday morning. Then had to be on the city bus at 5:15 Monday morning. 

So, one Monday morning at 5am I was at the Circle K getting coffee. I would normally put 6 of those plastic units of half and half and a bunch of turbinado sugar. This day I opened one creamer and opened it. Poured the half and half into the trash can and put the plastic container into my coffee cup. I repeated this procedure 5 more times. I was wearing scrubs, a lab coat, and a stethoscope. The Mexican dude in painters clothes next to me was staring at me. I looked over at him and he said "Dude!!!"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses? - by Brian37 - January 17, 2018 at 10:32 am
RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses? - by chimp3 - January 17, 2018 at 8:00 pm

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