RE: I am an atheist and I want to apply for asylum.
January 18, 2018 at 8:00 pm
(This post was last modified: January 18, 2018 at 8:00 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Come to New Zealand. Since you're from Turkey, you can visit here legally - without a visa - for up to three months. In that time, we can forge you a new identity (I know a guy who knows a guy) and you can live here forever.
Just two things: You'll be able to blend in better if 1) You can choke down Vegemite without gagging yourself into a coma, 2) You learn to say, 'PUSH OFF, YA DOZY BASTIDS!' like you mean it.
Boru
Just two things: You'll be able to blend in better if 1) You can choke down Vegemite without gagging yourself into a coma, 2) You learn to say, 'PUSH OFF, YA DOZY BASTIDS!' like you mean it.
Boru
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