RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 22, 2018 at 10:09 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 10:19 pm by Haipule.)
(January 17, 2018 at 3:32 pm)Succubus Wrote: "You're supposed to shelve it when the man puts the bunny back in the hat, thanks everyone, and says goodnight. Some people, though, seem to see rabbits popping up from manhole covers on the streets. These people are impossible to maintain an informative conversation with..they don;t even know what -they're- thinking..truly..and so they inevitably ramble.Dude! You don't believe in the Easter Bunny? The Hare Club for Men? Whom protect the true Pope--Snow Ball the bunny? What? You don't believe in Peter Rabbit the Apostle? With his high Pope hat to cover his ears? And that the Last Supper was colored Easter eggs? Do you guys even watch South Park?
This makes me, a natural atheist (lol) who has never given this god shit the time of day or even thought it was anything other than deplorably silly to do so...assume they've either flown the coop..or are bullshitting me with pious theatre. Yeah, they say it, but they don't know what it means..so how could they possibly believe it, let alone defend the proposition in a rational discussion?"
L. H. Mencken Khemikal.
https://youtu.be/GdaXffZDPDY
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
