(January 24, 2018 at 10:09 pm)Cinjin Wrote:Oh yeah Dude! I'll follow you anywhere and I'm bringin' my water bottle!(January 24, 2018 at 9:17 pm)Haipule Wrote: There isn't enough information. If the five are hot females whom want my body: I will save them and let the Pope , or Donald Trump die--see ya Donny! If the five are innocent children and the one is a hot female then, see ya kids!
You see, that's just how deep I am!
Get real:
If you had to choose between: The Valkyrie, Astreja, LadyForCamus, Catholic_Lady, J a c k vs. Jesus: would you choose them or Jesus?
I know WHOM I would choose as my bud Jesus will just raise the third day anyway!
If he can turn water into booze, he gets my vote too.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.