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Let's edit the NT.
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RE: Let's edit the NT.
(January 25, 2018 at 8:55 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Everywhere it says "crucifixion" that would become "gruesome fiction". 

"Virgin" would become "incredible liar". 

"Faith" => "Failed"

Etc. 

First Autocorrected Holey Bible.


1) Too many people witnessed the crucifixion of Jesus.
Romans in fact did put to death a lot of people in that way so there is 99,9% of the probabilities that Jesus die in that way.

2) Virginity.
In this case there is 99,9% of the probabilities that Mary had sex in order to conceive.


3) Faith.
Most people have faith in something or someone.
Atheists have faith in the idea that there is no God.



To summarize.
You may have got one and failed two.  Banging Head On Desk
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Let's edit the NT. - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 25, 2018 at 8:55 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Brian37 - January 25, 2018 at 8:56 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Cod - January 25, 2018 at 9:00 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Little Rik - January 25, 2018 at 9:31 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 25, 2018 at 1:16 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Succubus - January 25, 2018 at 9:42 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Brian37 - January 25, 2018 at 10:49 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 25, 2018 at 10:46 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by possibletarian - January 25, 2018 at 10:55 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by drfuzzy - January 25, 2018 at 11:20 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by brewer - January 25, 2018 at 11:38 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Succubus - January 25, 2018 at 11:58 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by brewer - January 25, 2018 at 12:00 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Minimalist - January 25, 2018 at 11:41 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by vulcanlogician - January 25, 2018 at 1:39 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by The Grand Nudger - January 25, 2018 at 1:53 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Wyrd of Gawd - January 25, 2018 at 3:44 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Fireball - January 25, 2018 at 4:19 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Cod - January 25, 2018 at 6:22 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by The Valkyrie - January 25, 2018 at 6:28 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Minimalist - January 25, 2018 at 7:06 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by vorlon13 - January 26, 2018 at 4:38 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 26, 2018 at 6:56 am
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Fireball - January 26, 2018 at 12:29 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by downbeatplumb - January 26, 2018 at 1:23 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Succubus - January 26, 2018 at 2:14 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by vorlon13 - January 26, 2018 at 4:25 pm
RE: Let's edit the NT. - by Succubus - January 26, 2018 at 8:48 pm

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