Haipule Wrote:How do you defy gravity? Just say, "FUCK GRAVITY!"
Since no one on the planet can specifically tell me just what gravity is, then it don't even exist!
I think many of us dream of flying. Especially if we have flying dreams. But, gravity says, "NOOOOO!"
Again, fuck gravity, fuck Newton and fuck Einstein!
I will study things I can see, hear and measure like, light, sound, magnetism and electricity--FUCK GRAVITY!
Magnetic Levitation = truth, Acoustic Levitation = truth--gravity is the lie! FUCK GRAVITY!
I'll do what I want! FUCK GRAVITY! Gravity never has and never will ever exist!
Gravity is stupid!
And as far as atoms, electrons, neutron and any other kind of trons? BITE ME and GO DIE! Because, it's useless information!
I'm going to take this as an attempt at parody, but it's gone so far over the edge that I can't tell what it's a parody of; which is a shame, because the obviousness of what's being mocked is what makes parodies funny.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
