1 Then the word of the LORD came to Jonah a second time: 2 “Go to the great city of Nineveh and proclaim to it the message I give you.” (2.5 the reclaimed text) - "And Jonah said to the Lord "But Lord, they were expecting me to arrive last week! The mushrooms Thou gavest me were worthy of heaven, Lord, but what shall I tell the people of Ninevah? They will implore Thee to provide mushrooms to the city!" "And the Lord replied, "Tell them that thou didst defy the Lord Thy God, so I made a giant fish swallow thee for three days and nights. That's what thy dreams told thee anyway." (end new text) 3 Jonah obeyed the word of the LORD and went to Nineveh.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
