(January 25, 2018 at 8:55 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Everywhere it says "crucifixion" that would become "gruesome fiction".
"Virgin" would become "incredible liar".
"Faith" => "Failed"
Etc.
First Autocorrected Holey Bible.
The Bible does come with a couple of advisories within its pages. One says not to believe in Jewish fairy tales and the other one says that the whole thing is just a BS story meant for entertainment purposes.
Titus 1:14 (CEV) = "14 Don’t pay any attention to any of those senseless Jewish stories and human commands. These are made up by people who won’t obey the truth."
2 Maccabees 15:38-39 (CEB) = "38 If the story was told effectively, this is what I wanted. But if it was told in a poor and mediocre fashion, this was the best I could do. 39 Just as it is harmful to drink wine or water alone while wine mixed with water is delightful and produces joy, so also may the writing of this story delight the ears of those who encounter this work.
The end."
