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Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome.
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RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome.
(February 10, 2018 at 1:55 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Here's one. It might not exactly be what you had in mind, but it's probably the best anyone has done without turning it into a complete eyesore.

And speaking of mythological eyesores, here's what happens when Cuchulainn of Irish Mythology goes into battle:

Thomas Kinsella Wrote:The first warp-spasm seized Cúchulainn, and made him into a monstrous thing, hideous and shapeless, unheard of. His shanks and his joints, every knuckle and angle and organ from head to foot, shook like a tree in the flood or a reed in the stream. His body made a furious twist inside his skin, so that his feet and shins switched to the rear and his heels and calves switched to the front... On his head the temple-sinews stretched to the nape of his neck, each mighty, immense, measureless knob as big as the head of a month-old child... he sucked one eye so deep into his head that a wild crane couldn't probe it onto his cheek out of the depths of his skull; the other eye fell out along his cheek. His mouth weirdly distorted: his cheek peeled back from his jaws until the gullet appeared, his lungs and his liver flapped in his mouth and throat, his lower jaw struck the upper a lion-killing blow, and fiery flakes large as a ram's fleece reached his mouth from his throat... The hair of his head twisted like the tangle of a red thornbush stuck in a gap; if a royal apple tree with all its kingly fruit were shaken above him, scarce an apple would reach the ground but each would be spiked on a bristle of his hair as it stood up on his scalp with rage.

And even outside the warp-spasms, he still has multi-coloured hair, seven pupils in each eye, and seven clawed fingers and toes on each hand and foot. I like to picture his default form as looking like Dean Venture, except for, well, that.

Ok, that is really hard to read and absorb. So I'm not even going to try imagining what such a thing would look like.

As for the image you link to of Hecatoncheires, thanks for giving it a try at least, lol.
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Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 7, 2018 at 7:19 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by polymath257 - February 7, 2018 at 9:43 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 7, 2018 at 10:12 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Rev. Rye - February 7, 2018 at 10:08 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by brewer - February 7, 2018 at 10:24 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 7, 2018 at 10:47 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by brewer - February 7, 2018 at 11:29 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 7, 2018 at 12:14 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Rev. Rye - February 7, 2018 at 12:06 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by brewer - February 7, 2018 at 12:29 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 7, 2018 at 7:19 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by J a c k - February 7, 2018 at 11:48 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 8, 2018 at 12:28 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by J a c k - February 8, 2018 at 12:42 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 8, 2018 at 1:11 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Edwardo Piet - February 8, 2018 at 4:15 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by shadow - February 8, 2018 at 5:57 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 8, 2018 at 8:06 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Edwardo Piet - February 7, 2018 at 3:11 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by J a c k - February 7, 2018 at 3:24 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Rev. Rye - February 7, 2018 at 3:28 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by J a c k - February 7, 2018 at 4:31 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 8, 2018 at 3:39 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by The Valkyrie - February 8, 2018 at 4:25 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Edwardo Piet - February 8, 2018 at 4:26 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by CapnAwesome - February 8, 2018 at 5:39 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Catholic_Lady - February 9, 2018 at 9:24 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 9, 2018 at 10:13 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Fireball - February 9, 2018 at 4:02 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by J a c k - February 9, 2018 at 1:29 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Banned - February 9, 2018 at 4:42 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 9, 2018 at 8:00 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Banned - February 9, 2018 at 8:08 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 9, 2018 at 8:21 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Banned - February 9, 2018 at 10:57 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 9, 2018 at 11:03 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by J a c k - February 9, 2018 at 11:54 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by brewer - February 10, 2018 at 7:19 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by shadow - February 10, 2018 at 12:59 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Edwardo Piet - February 10, 2018 at 2:46 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by shadow - February 10, 2018 at 4:22 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by DLJ - February 10, 2018 at 7:31 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Rev. Rye - February 10, 2018 at 12:03 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 10, 2018 at 12:40 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Rev. Rye - February 10, 2018 at 1:08 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Edwardo Piet - February 10, 2018 at 12:58 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 10, 2018 at 1:21 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Edwardo Piet - February 10, 2018 at 2:29 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Rev. Rye - February 10, 2018 at 1:55 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 10, 2018 at 2:04 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Rev. Rye - February 10, 2018 at 2:24 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 10, 2018 at 7:50 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Banned - February 10, 2018 at 8:16 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by brewer - February 10, 2018 at 8:52 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 10, 2018 at 8:54 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by J a c k - February 10, 2018 at 9:43 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 10, 2018 at 9:52 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Whateverist - February 10, 2018 at 3:17 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 11, 2018 at 12:52 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Rev. Rye - February 11, 2018 at 9:51 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by LastPoet - February 10, 2018 at 3:44 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Whateverist - February 10, 2018 at 5:24 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Fireball - February 10, 2018 at 5:52 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by John V - February 12, 2018 at 11:57 am
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Grandizer - February 12, 2018 at 4:41 pm
RE: Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome. - by Whateverist - February 14, 2018 at 6:28 pm

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