Ask someone with Asperger's syndrome.

[Rev. Rye]

Here's one. It might not exactly be what you had in mind, but it's probably the best anyone has done without turning it into a complete eyesore.

And speaking of mythological eyesores, here's what happens when Cuchulainn of Irish Mythology goes into battle:


And even outside the warp-spasms, he still has multi-coloured hair, seven pupils in each eye, and seven clawed fingers and toes on each hand and foot. I like to picture his default form as looking like Dean Venture, except for, well, that.

Ok, that is really hard to read and absorb. So I'm not even going to try imagining what such a thing would look like.

As for the image you link to of Hecatoncheires, thanks for giving it a try at least, lol.

Kinsella's translation also included illustrations by Louis le Brocquy, and he tried to take that one on. Of course, his style is far more Rorschach than one might expect for an Irish folk epic so he does this:



And, of course, the Warp-Spasm isn't anywhere near the most brain-bleach-inducing scene in The Tain.

Also, the hecatoncheires pic is not by me.