Quote:Myth: A little under half of all American couples choose not to celebrate Valentine’s Day.
Fact: A little under half of American men choose not to celebrate Valentine’s Day, because your anniversary was just a couple of months ago, and aren’t they basically the same thing?
Yeah, our anniversary is 1.26, and I'm working 70 hours a week this time of year, so no celebration. But she'll give me sex anyway...excellent wife!