Insult Yourself and Get Nasty

[Edwardo Piet]

Pompous ass does not even begin to describe the pretentious douce-baggery  you spread across AF threads like dank spunck on a teenager’s bedsheets. Swedenborg? He's just the theological roach coach from which you serve the pretentious symbolism you dish out to avoid getting ass-raped by the ignorant cosmology of ancient Hebrew goat fuckers. Thip…thip…thip…hear that douche, that’s the sound of the 5-Ways stuck in the metal groove of the like 3 and half neurons it takes you to peel apart the jiz-glued pages of your Aquinas Cliff-Notes. Your hapless medieval hero-worship apologetics are about as worthless as a hooker with a gag reflex. That farcical debate victory over a cock-leper plagiarist was about as impressive as a state fair hot-dog eating champ cleaning up an anal creampie.

I do not feel you were honest about your self deprecating humour. Meh, buzzkiller.

I was about mine I meant every word of mine!

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I’ll play.

You’re a drunk with sand in your cunt.  You peanut gallery instead of contributing in threads where the subject matter is beyond your intellectual capacity.  Just shut the fuck up and let the smart people do their thing already.  You’re fucking nosy.  You always have to know what the drama is about because you have no friends IRL.  Have I mentioned you’re a drunk, with sand in your cunt?  Have another drink.

You sound fun to me!

I have no friends IRL either