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Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
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Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
I was Jesus' dinosaur pet

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*Roar!*

We had so many adventures. Since he was a dumb Jew I remember he once tried to circumcise me, but then I bit him on the schnaz and he not only gave up, but didn't demand of his contemporary and future followers to get their skin cut off.

Also, after the crucifixion when Jesus left for America to preach his gospel to Native Americans, he left me to live with Judas on his farm that he bought for 30 silver pieces. Jesus said it was the best for me to live with Judas since all other apostles went nuts speaking in tongues and competing who'll get killed faster and more brutally.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#2
RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
I was the tyrannosaurs that ate jesus and his pet dinosaur.
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#3
RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
Possibly Genghis Khan.

Possibly Ivan the Terrible.

Possibly Ghandi.

I'm so confused!
Dying to live, living to die.
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I remember being an Amalekite in a previous life.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#5
RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
I always think a theist will respond to a post where I mention the Amalekites, but they never do . . . .


[sigh]
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#6
RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
(May 15, 2018 at 3:48 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I always think a theist will respond to a post where I mention the Amalekites, but they never do . . . .


[sigh]

Heathen!

You'll be slaughtered again!!

*silences inner Christian*
Dying to live, living to die.
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#7
RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
This guy.

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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#8
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I was a talking snake
Now I'm a talking ass! hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#9
RE: Describe yourself by what you were in previous life
(May 15, 2018 at 7:06 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I was a talking snake
Now I'm a talking ass! hehe

Thought you were a bunny?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#10
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I was Edgar Allen Poe and Oscar Wilde, so far as I know.

Cool
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