Insult Yourself and Get Nasty

[polymath257]

Arrogant pseudo-intellectual with a persistent inability to utter a coherent idea, let alone understand a cogent argument. He thinks that he knows everything when he clearly is unable to dress himself without the pitying help of the most recent lecher to abuse him. He spawned from the loins of an itinerant whore and was sired by a leprous idiot who reveled in his dementias. Unschooled in any but the most degrading thoughts, he lacks understanding of even the most instinctual concept. His every breath is a waste of good oxygen.