I just read the catholic cathechism

[Pat Mustard]

And it's full of bullshit (not that I expected something else). I live in Romania where the majority is orthodox, my family is also orthodox. Dad wants me to join the Catholic Church, since he had some catholic relatives, and I will go to college in Vienna. He wants to join in too. He didn't force me, I accepted his offer. I was an atheist at that time and I'm also now (I'm still in the closet), but I accepted just to make him happy.
A priest told us that since we've already been baptised as orthodoxes, we don't need to be baptized again. We will still go through a ceremony in which I'll need to answer some questions from the cathechism. It's full of: "Suck God's dick, even though you're not worthy of sucking his holy, perfect, all-knowing and omniprezent penis.".

Once you go catlick you can never go back. The church will be plaguing you the rest of your life to come suck priests' dicks.

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Just be careful the priest doesn't try to make you suck his...

Don't worry, I didn't hear about any pedophile priest scandal in my country.

That's because it hasn't broken yet. The state is still allowing your paedophile priests to evade justice.