Hi there. Ex-muslim in Bangladesh

[Brian37]

Quit your bitching. My mom feed me white lead paint chips and told me they were corn flake breakfast cereal. When I complained that it tasted funny she shouted, "SHUT UP AND EAT IT!"

HAH! Atleast u had breakfast served to you! Where i come from, had to hunt for our own wild lead paint chips! And it got pretty grizzly might i add!

HA HA HA, funny you should mention "wild".  I had a friend in high school who had  twisted sense of humor. He like the outdoors, and while we were more suburban where we lived, when we would go out into the woods where he lived, and we would see trash, like candy wrappers or soda cans or plastic water bottles in the woods he would say something like "Look, naturally occurring soda cans." as if they were wild plants or animals. 

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I am not sure how familiar with the comedian song writer Weird Al. 

But if we are going to get into "That's nothing" comparing this song would, or should put both of us to shame.