Disproving Odin - An Experiment in arguing with a theist with Theist logic

[SteveII]

...That's your example! It is not metaphysically possible for God to use a donkey to send a message to its obstinate owner? Perhaps the donkey spoke or perhaps Balaam just heard the wise-ass speak. Neither is metaphysically impossible...

And the trees?

Ju 9:8 The trees went forth on a time to anoint a king over them; and they said unto the olive tree, Reign thou over us.

Ju 9:9 But the olive tree said unto them, Should I leave my fatness, wherewith by me they honour God and man, and go to be promoted over the trees?

Ju 9:10 And the trees said to the fig tree, Come thou, and reign over us.

Ju 9:11 But the fig tree said unto them, Should I forsake my sweetness, and my good fruit, and go to be promoted over the trees?

Are you really that dense? Have you ever read the passage and the context? The section is even titled: Jotham's Parable.