(March 14, 2018 at 10:13 am)Mathilda Wrote: This is the Muhammad Thread (bees pee upon him) as prophesied by the Jesus Thread and The One TRUE Jesus Thread. The Jesus Thread(s) were prophets rather than the true Messiahs. The readers of those threads will of course deny that they prophesied this thread but I can come up with some really contrived logic that will convince me and everyone else following this thread. What matters though is that you believe that those threads did prophesy this thread and don't look too hard at the arguments.
You now have a solemn duty to make damn sure there is no dispute about who will carry the Muhammad Thread forward after you're gone. Otherwise, you'll set in motion fucking centuries of thread followers killing each other just because you couldn't be bothered to definitively name your successor.