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Funny human rituals
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RE: Funny human rituals
Where I'm from around Manchester England people ask each other if they're alright as a greeting but it's not like proper asking.

Its like saying "alright?" And then the other person doesn't answer they reply with "alright John?" or something like that. Both asking but neither answers.

Its basically a lazy getting to the point way of saying "hello how are you today? Not bad thanks and how are you? Not bad thanks."

If I'm in the mood to be theatrical I'll reply to "alright?" With "It's not important if I'm alright, I want to know how you are, because that's the important thing."


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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Funny human rituals - by J a c k - March 27, 2018 at 1:03 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Minimalist - March 27, 2018 at 1:06 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by J a c k - March 27, 2018 at 1:34 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by rskovride - March 27, 2018 at 1:53 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by The Valkyrie - March 27, 2018 at 1:54 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by J a c k - March 27, 2018 at 2:08 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by ignoramus - March 27, 2018 at 2:15 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by J a c k - March 27, 2018 at 2:26 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Edwardo Piet - March 27, 2018 at 10:37 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by vulcanlogician - March 27, 2018 at 2:42 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by paulpablo - March 27, 2018 at 2:49 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by robvalue - March 27, 2018 at 3:13 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Edwardo Piet - March 27, 2018 at 10:43 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by chimp3 - March 27, 2018 at 6:19 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 27, 2018 at 7:02 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Silver - March 27, 2018 at 7:20 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Little lunch - March 27, 2018 at 10:23 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Edwardo Piet - March 27, 2018 at 10:28 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by J a c k - March 27, 2018 at 10:29 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by rskovride - March 27, 2018 at 10:38 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by brewer - March 27, 2018 at 7:23 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Edwardo Piet - March 27, 2018 at 10:40 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Aegon - March 27, 2018 at 10:42 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Edwardo Piet - March 27, 2018 at 6:55 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Catholic_Lady - March 27, 2018 at 10:51 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by ignoramus - March 27, 2018 at 7:12 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Fireball - March 27, 2018 at 7:37 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by chimp3 - March 27, 2018 at 6:52 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by The Industrial Atheist - March 27, 2018 at 8:09 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Seraphina - March 27, 2018 at 9:37 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Silver - March 27, 2018 at 9:43 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Seraphina - March 27, 2018 at 9:47 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Silver - March 27, 2018 at 9:49 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by rskovride - March 27, 2018 at 10:16 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by vorlon13 - March 28, 2018 at 11:29 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Fireball - March 27, 2018 at 9:52 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by The Valkyrie - March 27, 2018 at 9:57 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by brewer - March 27, 2018 at 10:11 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Fireball - March 27, 2018 at 10:37 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Silver - March 27, 2018 at 9:56 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by ignoramus - March 27, 2018 at 11:51 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by The Valkyrie - March 28, 2018 at 12:35 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by brewer - March 28, 2018 at 11:42 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by ignoramus - March 29, 2018 at 2:13 am

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