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Funny scenario imaginary question
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Funny scenario imaginary question
If some rich guy offers you large sums of money for a blowjob. How much money would you demand?

EDIT: It's a fun scenario question. The goal is to imagine how much money would you demand. You could demand 100k $ if you want.
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RE: Question to guys
Depends how big his wad is.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Question to guys
(July 30, 2018 at 10:00 am)Cyberman Wrote: Depends how big his wad is.

Average size. How much would you money would you demand?
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RE: Question to guys
It sounds like a very seedy transaction. I'm not sure what it would take to get me to do it, it would start at 'you can quit your job and live in comfort the rest of your days' to 'it turns out that no amount is sufficient'; but I'm middle class and can afford my principles.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: Question to guys
(July 30, 2018 at 10:02 am)purplepurpose Wrote:
(July 30, 2018 at 10:00 am)Cyberman Wrote: Depends how big his wad is.

Average size. How much would you money would you demand?

Yeah, humour doesn't travel well sometimes, does it?

I was doubling my entendre.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#6
RE: Question to guys
See, men with integrity wouldn't bother.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Question to guys
What I don't understand is why some rich guy would want to pay me to let him blow me.
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#8
RE: Question to guys
Lol I see no one got the joke.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
(July 30, 2018 at 9:51 am)purplepurpose Wrote: If some rich guy offers you large sums of money for a blowjob. How much money would you demand?

EDIT: It's a fun scenario question. The goal is to imagine how much money would you demand. You could demand 100k $ if you want.

Yes, and I won't be greedy, a thousand should do it.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
250.000.000 euro's with condom
Double without if there are no std's
Triple if i have to swallow, and a tube of toothpaste.

I can find a decent assassin for a million bucks, right?
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