Funny human rituals

[Edwardo Piet]

-clapping. We slap our hands together over and over again to make noise. Someone performed well and the crowd of humans starts to slap hands at the same time and this means something. Lol

Mayo-making. We fap our jeans-sausages for hours until we fill the mayonnaise jar up and sell it to Tescos to be stacked next to the Hellmann's.



Us humans are strange. I hear that Tescos' own brand is not as tasty as Hellmann's as it tends to have less of a true mayonnaise flavor and more of a salty grape bleach flavor. I really dunno how the hell mister Hellmann does it. Should we write to him and ask?

I don't understand it. The 'eggs' shelved next to my own personal sausage are definitely free range.