I witnessed this very strange ass wiping ritual. Can't go into details, privacy laws.
OK, very strange young man covered with facial tattoos. Had to help him walk to toilet. When it came to wipe he grabbed the loose end of the paper and swatted the roll until half the paper was coiled on the floor. Then, keeping this 20+ ft length of paper intact, he wrapped a length of paper around his hand and wiped. The he wrapped more over the first dirty section and wiped again. He repeated this until he had coiled about half the roll of paper around one hand, one last wipe, and flushed.
OK, very strange young man covered with facial tattoos. Had to help him walk to toilet. When it came to wipe he grabbed the loose end of the paper and swatted the roll until half the paper was coiled on the floor. Then, keeping this 20+ ft length of paper intact, he wrapped a length of paper around his hand and wiped. The he wrapped more over the first dirty section and wiped again. He repeated this until he had coiled about half the roll of paper around one hand, one last wipe, and flushed.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
