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Funny human rituals
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RE: Funny human rituals
(March 27, 2018 at 10:51 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Our hygene rituals are pretty obsessive if you think about it. We scrub our entire bodies every day, making sure to wash and rinse every nook and crany in ourselves with this thing that kills germs. And then we use a special foamy liquid to scrub our scalp and wash our hair. We shave certain parts of our bodies every day. When we are done, we put deodorant on. We brush our teeth with pasty stuff that is supposed to clean our mouths... and then use mouthwash to finish off killing all the germs. We put powder on our feet before putting shoes and socks on for the day. And then as the last step we spray on perfume and/or scented lotions.

...And we do this every day. I mean, as humans we must be extremely smelly creatures when we have to do this entire ritual every day just to keep from smelling bad.

The whole universe is deadly to us including tiny germs in our own homes ...
Tell us again how God created everything just for "us" ... Big Grin
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Funny human rituals - by J a c k - March 27, 2018 at 1:03 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Minimalist - March 27, 2018 at 1:06 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by J a c k - March 27, 2018 at 1:34 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by rskovride - March 27, 2018 at 1:53 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by The Valkyrie - March 27, 2018 at 1:54 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by J a c k - March 27, 2018 at 2:08 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by ignoramus - March 27, 2018 at 2:15 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by J a c k - March 27, 2018 at 2:26 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Edwardo Piet - March 27, 2018 at 10:37 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by vulcanlogician - March 27, 2018 at 2:42 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by paulpablo - March 27, 2018 at 2:49 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by robvalue - March 27, 2018 at 3:13 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Edwardo Piet - March 27, 2018 at 10:43 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by chimp3 - March 27, 2018 at 6:19 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 27, 2018 at 7:02 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Silver - March 27, 2018 at 7:20 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Little lunch - March 27, 2018 at 10:23 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Edwardo Piet - March 27, 2018 at 10:28 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by J a c k - March 27, 2018 at 10:29 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by rskovride - March 27, 2018 at 10:38 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by brewer - March 27, 2018 at 7:23 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Edwardo Piet - March 27, 2018 at 10:40 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Aegon - March 27, 2018 at 10:42 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Edwardo Piet - March 27, 2018 at 6:55 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Catholic_Lady - March 27, 2018 at 10:51 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by ignoramus - March 27, 2018 at 7:12 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Fireball - March 27, 2018 at 7:37 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by chimp3 - March 27, 2018 at 6:52 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by The Industrial Atheist - March 27, 2018 at 8:09 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Seraphina - March 27, 2018 at 9:37 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Silver - March 27, 2018 at 9:43 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Seraphina - March 27, 2018 at 9:47 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Silver - March 27, 2018 at 9:49 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by rskovride - March 27, 2018 at 10:16 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by vorlon13 - March 28, 2018 at 11:29 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by Fireball - March 27, 2018 at 9:52 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by The Valkyrie - March 27, 2018 at 9:57 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by brewer - March 27, 2018 at 10:11 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Fireball - March 27, 2018 at 10:37 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by Silver - March 27, 2018 at 9:56 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by ignoramus - March 27, 2018 at 11:51 pm
RE: Funny human rituals - by The Valkyrie - March 28, 2018 at 12:35 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by brewer - March 28, 2018 at 11:42 am
RE: Funny human rituals - by ignoramus - March 29, 2018 at 2:13 am

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