Happy Birthday robvalue

[robvalue]

I think my wife might be God actually. Here's why:

1) People are only allowed to meet her one at a time and can't take any evidence of her existence away with them.

2) She appears to everyone exactly how they imagine she would be, and she agrees with them about everything.

3) People who have met her are very suspicious of those who haven't, because she obviously exists and is awesome.

4) Her existence can be logically proven, such as:

(i) All men who begin to get married have wives
(ii) Rob began to get married
(iii) Therefor, Rob has a wife