I'm learning acoustic guitar. I want to start a Christian Rock band called "Love Bomb." I'm investing all of my minimal funds in a suit and tie. Got to look good for Church!
Also, I've learned that consistently feeling extremely uncomfortable in my frontal nether regions is well worth it to obey the perfect law of God. It's a perfectly reasonable thing to expect for me to have absolutely no sexual experiences at all, including unassisted, until I find a lifelong mate. Jesus is watching, and he's not into that sort of thing. Perfectly understandable.
Also, I've learned that consistently feeling extremely uncomfortable in my frontal nether regions is well worth it to obey the perfect law of God. It's a perfectly reasonable thing to expect for me to have absolutely no sexual experiences at all, including unassisted, until I find a lifelong mate. Jesus is watching, and he's not into that sort of thing. Perfectly understandable.
