Dragon, unicorn, or turkey? prime rib from a cow
How old do you wish you were? don't worry about that anymore
Do you like cake? indeed
Hot pink, dark greenish brown, or tan? ultraviolet
Do you sleep with or without socks? no socks usually
Do you have any moles? Where? many, doctor is watching one for mole cancer
Do you sit or hover over public toilet seats? sit
How often do you play air guitar? NEVER
Do you think increasing the frequency of air guitaring will improve your life? no it would detract
Carrots, jelly, or rutabaga? jelly
What is the last thing you cooked? a pork roast
Do you have any interesting superstitions? an anti-superstition regarding the number 13, actually
What would you do for a Klondike bar? oral sex, buggery. I'd felch a Klondike when Brett Favre's digestive system was done with it
What's your favorite year from before you were born? Why? the year before when I was conceived
Apples or tennis shoes? cherries
Which is your favorite finger? Why? don't have a fav, and glad I still have all of 'em
Do you like answering questions about answering questions? I love self referential stuff
When you play air guitar do you nod your head? never air guitared and never will
How old do you wish you were? don't worry about that anymore
Do you like cake? indeed
Hot pink, dark greenish brown, or tan? ultraviolet
Do you sleep with or without socks? no socks usually
Do you have any moles? Where? many, doctor is watching one for mole cancer
Do you sit or hover over public toilet seats? sit
How often do you play air guitar? NEVER
Do you think increasing the frequency of air guitaring will improve your life? no it would detract
Carrots, jelly, or rutabaga? jelly
What is the last thing you cooked? a pork roast
Do you have any interesting superstitions? an anti-superstition regarding the number 13, actually
What would you do for a Klondike bar? oral sex, buggery. I'd felch a Klondike when Brett Favre's digestive system was done with it
What's your favorite year from before you were born? Why? the year before when I was conceived
Apples or tennis shoes? cherries
Which is your favorite finger? Why? don't have a fav, and glad I still have all of 'em
Do you like answering questions about answering questions? I love self referential stuff
When you play air guitar do you nod your head? never air guitared and never will
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
