Why are you here?
Well I suppose I had to explain it one day.
You see, one night, your mummy and daddy decided they loved each other very much and...
...well, the rest apparently involves birds getting stung by bees and then a long wait that culminates in a visit from a stork.
Well I suppose I had to explain it one day.
You see, one night, your mummy and daddy decided they loved each other very much and...
...well, the rest apparently involves birds getting stung by bees and then a long wait that culminates in a visit from a stork.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
