RE: Hammy's Questions For You
April 4, 2018 at 6:05 pm
(This post was last modified: April 4, 2018 at 6:06 pm by The Industrial Atheist.)
1. Beef, turtles, or buttsex? Turtles. or beef. as long as these aren't euphemisms
2. If you had to name your favorite hour of the day, which clothing would you wear? 1 pm Black Hocico or Suicide Commando T-shirt, jeans, sneakers
3. Least favorite cheese? probably colby
4. Most favorite bees? well wasps stingers don't embed in your skin, but they're crazy aggressive.. I leave bees alone, mostly they leave me alone.
5. If dinosaurs never became extinct, would you currently be in the middle of having your gall bladder ripped open by a raptor? Something like that, likely. With increased evolutionary pressure I'd probably be more physically hardy, or maybe a faster runner.
5. If Wednesday were the 11th day of the month, how many fingers would I be holding up? 5?
5. Poker, Lizard geckos or this should be question 6?
7. Poker, Lizard Geckos or frogs that play blackjack? I'd watch frogs play blackjack
8. Horses or donkeys?Horses
9. Donkeys or dinosaurs? I'd rather be chased by a donkey
10. Fundamentalist Christian or 3.5 Billion Hammy clones starting their own mayo cult? depends on how mayo obsessed the Hammy clones are
11. Mayo or salad cream? I don't have access to salad cream. On a sandwich, mayo.
12. Silliness or wackiness? Silliness most days, I did used to watch wacky Adult Swim shows sometimes years ago.
13. Wackiness or zaniness?Zaniness has it's place.
14. Zaniness or loopiness? Well in late evening loopiness.
15. Music or poetry? Music. I do appreciate poetry though, even though I lack a deep understanding of how it's done.
16. Film or TV?TV
17. Cucumbers used for the purpose of dildos or dildos used for the purpose of cucumbers? Ladies have to have solo fun sometimes. But I don't think I want them in my salad
18. Bipolar Bears or Borderlime Limes? Bipolar Bears
19. Lemon or lime?Lemon
20. Mint choc chip ice cream or lots and lots of buttsex?Love mint chocolate chip ice cream
21. Toffee ice cream or mint choc chip ice cream?mint chocolate chip
22. Toffee ice cream or buttsex? Toffee Ice Cream. That's something I haven't had but have significant interest in trying. But is that a gluten free flavor?...never mind I don't care.
22. Yogurt or autistic blackjack? Yogurt
23. Poker or a 27 hour long game of monopoly that drives you batshit insane for about a week?lol poker
24. The color yellow or the sound of a fart? yellow
25. So much yellow everywhere so bright your eyes fall out, or so little farting you see the doctor about it? I want to keep my eyes lol
26. Complete lack of farting due to missing bowel or "Eat more beans"? I'll take the beans.
27. Doctor or vet? I want a doctor for myself
28. Vet or real doctor? If it's for my cat, I'll take a vet
29. Insult towards vets or Hammy being a silly twatface?probably neither
30. Silly twatface or tasty vaginahead? I'm not up on my anatomy. I didn't know they had that. Oh you mean that thing. Wait?
31. Did you enjoy wasting your time answering these questions? I've had worse times.
31.a. Are you sad that they're not finished yet? I'm excited.
32. Is time you enjoyed wasting not wasted time, or is it incorrect to say you enjoyed wasting it if by doing so it was not a waste of time? Depends on how you look at it I guess.
33. Dandruff all over your freshly shaved head or microscopic invisible skin flakes falling off your butt into your cup of coffee and you only notice just after you took a sip of it?
Why would I be bent over, butt naked over coffee? But then I don't want to know how i look like bald..jeeeeeez I'll take the nasty coffee.
2. If you had to name your favorite hour of the day, which clothing would you wear? 1 pm Black Hocico or Suicide Commando T-shirt, jeans, sneakers
3. Least favorite cheese? probably colby
4. Most favorite bees? well wasps stingers don't embed in your skin, but they're crazy aggressive.. I leave bees alone, mostly they leave me alone.
5. If dinosaurs never became extinct, would you currently be in the middle of having your gall bladder ripped open by a raptor? Something like that, likely. With increased evolutionary pressure I'd probably be more physically hardy, or maybe a faster runner.
5. If Wednesday were the 11th day of the month, how many fingers would I be holding up? 5?
5. Poker, Lizard geckos or this should be question 6?
7. Poker, Lizard Geckos or frogs that play blackjack? I'd watch frogs play blackjack
8. Horses or donkeys?Horses
9. Donkeys or dinosaurs? I'd rather be chased by a donkey
10. Fundamentalist Christian or 3.5 Billion Hammy clones starting their own mayo cult? depends on how mayo obsessed the Hammy clones are
11. Mayo or salad cream? I don't have access to salad cream. On a sandwich, mayo.
12. Silliness or wackiness? Silliness most days, I did used to watch wacky Adult Swim shows sometimes years ago.
13. Wackiness or zaniness?Zaniness has it's place.
14. Zaniness or loopiness? Well in late evening loopiness.
15. Music or poetry? Music. I do appreciate poetry though, even though I lack a deep understanding of how it's done.
16. Film or TV?TV
17. Cucumbers used for the purpose of dildos or dildos used for the purpose of cucumbers? Ladies have to have solo fun sometimes. But I don't think I want them in my salad
18. Bipolar Bears or Borderlime Limes? Bipolar Bears
19. Lemon or lime?Lemon
20. Mint choc chip ice cream or lots and lots of buttsex?Love mint chocolate chip ice cream
21. Toffee ice cream or mint choc chip ice cream?mint chocolate chip
22. Toffee ice cream or buttsex? Toffee Ice Cream. That's something I haven't had but have significant interest in trying. But is that a gluten free flavor?...never mind I don't care.
22. Yogurt or autistic blackjack? Yogurt
23. Poker or a 27 hour long game of monopoly that drives you batshit insane for about a week?lol poker
24. The color yellow or the sound of a fart? yellow
25. So much yellow everywhere so bright your eyes fall out, or so little farting you see the doctor about it? I want to keep my eyes lol
26. Complete lack of farting due to missing bowel or "Eat more beans"? I'll take the beans.
27. Doctor or vet? I want a doctor for myself
28. Vet or real doctor? If it's for my cat, I'll take a vet
29. Insult towards vets or Hammy being a silly twatface?probably neither
30. Silly twatface or tasty vaginahead? I'm not up on my anatomy. I didn't know they had that. Oh you mean that thing. Wait?
31. Did you enjoy wasting your time answering these questions? I've had worse times.
31.a. Are you sad that they're not finished yet? I'm excited.
32. Is time you enjoyed wasting not wasted time, or is it incorrect to say you enjoyed wasting it if by doing so it was not a waste of time? Depends on how you look at it I guess.
33. Dandruff all over your freshly shaved head or microscopic invisible skin flakes falling off your butt into your cup of coffee and you only notice just after you took a sip of it?
Why would I be bent over, butt naked over coffee? But then I don't want to know how i look like bald..jeeeeeez I'll take the nasty coffee.
