My questions for you

[Foxaèr]

1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato?

2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort?

3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle?

4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point?

4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet?

4.3. Should I be institutionalized?

5. When was the last time you were cool?

6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional?

7. Okay, be honest: does it?

8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no.

9.  If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit?

10.  It's too loud.  Turn it down.  Did you?

11. You didn't turn it down.  Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands?

12.  When was the last time you had a rectal exam?

13.  Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate?

14.  Describe your favorite hoopla.

15.  Rate this questionnaire. Be careful.  I'm watching.

[ignoramus]

4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point?

Not at all. You lost it a looooong time ago my friend!

[The Valkyrie]

1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato?

2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort?

3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle?

4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point?

4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet?

4.3. Should I be institutionalized?

5. When was the last time you were cool?

6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional?

7. Okay, be honest: does it?

8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no.

9.  If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit?

10.  It's too loud.  Turn it down.  Did you?

11. You didn't turn it down.  Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands?

12.  When was the last time you had a rectal exam?

13.  Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate?

14.  Describe your favorite hoopla.

15.  Rate this questionnaire. Be careful.  I'm watching.

Buddha.

Demon.

About three.

No.

No.

No, shot.

Just now. And again now.

No.

No, really.

Yes.

No. Chainsaw required.

No. I turned it up to torture you.

No. I only throw bricks. And violent tantrums.

Never.

You wouldn't be interested in my fine, curvy arse.

Hoop shaped.

1.5 out of 10 billion.

[c172]

1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato? Tomato. But not by itself or on a sandwich. More in indian cuisine.

2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort? Voldy. Don't believe in the other two.

3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle? *dry heave*

4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point? You're apparently at least able to type. 

4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet? Go check lost and found. 

4.3. Should I be institutionalized? I sure enjoy being part of this here AF institution. 

5. When was the last time you were cool? Ummm...all my peers parents thought I was cool in middle school wit my love for Kenny G and Ray Lynch. 

6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional? Well, not at the moment, but we'll see if I'm around tomorrow, non?

7. Okay, be honest: does it? Shouldn't this be 6b.? I'm kind of OCD about tat.

8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no. Uh...

9.  If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit? As long as said knife was metaphorical and not real. 

10.  It's too loud.  Turn it down.  Did you? Does NPR ever get loud (unless they're using the Emergency Alert System)?

11. You didn't turn it down.  Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands? (-5)

12.  When was the last time you had a rectal exam? Well, in '11 or so I had a fecal draw, which involved a young woman's finger (in glove) up my derriere. I had what was determined to be giardia. 

13.  Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate? Oh, so you're a doctor, now?

14.  Describe your favorite hoopla. It gets me knee deep.

15.  Rate this questionnaire. Be careful.  I'm watching. Oh, class 350 fer sherrrrr.

[Losty]

1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato? Tomato

2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort? Voldemort

3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle? 👀

4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point? A little hehe

4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet? I’ll help you find it!

4.3. Should I be institutionalized? Nah

5. When was the last time you were cool? 1997 I was cool as fuck

6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional? I’ve always been imaginary

7. Okay, be honest: does it? Only when it feels like it

8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no. Makes perfect sense to me

9.  If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit? Nothing could ever cut through all the bullshit

10.  It's too loud.  Turn it down.  Did you? Nope

11. You didn't turn it down.  Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands? Is that slang for fight because I’ll fight you, I’ll lose but I’ll fight anyway

12.  When was the last time you had a rectal exam? Never actually. Is this something I should be doing?

13.  Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate? Unfortunately I don’t think I’m your type

14.  Describe your favorite hoopla. It’s pink and soft

15.  Rate this questionnaire. Be careful.  I'm watching. 17/10

[Anomalocaris]

1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato?

2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort?

3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle?

4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point?

4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet?

4.3. Should I be institutionalized?

5. When was the last time you were cool?

6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional?

7. Okay, be honest: does it?

8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no.

9.  If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit?

10.  It's too loud.  Turn it down.  Did you?

11. You didn't turn it down.  Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands?

12.  When was the last time you had a rectal exam?

13.  Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate?

14.  Describe your favorite hoopla.

15.  Rate this questionnaire. Be careful.  I'm watching.

The answer is 17.

[Foxaèr]

With 32 views and only 5 replies, either people are slighting me or they're very slow typers.

[c172]

Group ninja fight, I bet.

[pocaracas]

13.  Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate?

For purely scientific reasons... How does such investigation work?

[vulcanlogician]

1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato? tomato

2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort? angel

3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle? my dog: "1, 2, 3 (crunch)... 3"

4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point? No, I don't think so.

4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet? I lack the necessary professional license to make that call.

4.3. Should I be institutionalized? Depends on if society thinks your lack of conformity threatens it or not...

5. When was the last time you were cool? Last time I met someone--before I opened my mouth and said anything.

6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional? IDK, I have an entire book with stories about me proving I exists. God only has a real tangible body which anyone can touch or see

7. Okay, be honest: does it? TBH, no.

8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no. Maybe

9.  If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit? All you need is a razor for that

10.  It's too loud.  Turn it down.  Did you? What? I can't hear you over the music.

11. You didn't turn it down.  Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands? You want me to turn the music up? Okay!

12.  When was the last time you had a rectal exam? I can't turn the music up any louder. That's as high as it goes.

13.  Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate? I can't hear you over the music, but yeah sure, go ahead.

14.  Describe your favorite hoopla. I don't like hoopla

15.  Rate this questionnaire. Be careful.  I'm watching.