RE: Hammy's Questions For You
April 4, 2018 at 7:13 pm
(This post was last modified: April 4, 2018 at 7:16 pm by *Deidre*.)
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 1. Beef, turtles, or buttsex?Beef
Quote:2. If you had to name your favorite hour of the day, which clothing would you wear?Yoga pants
Quote:3. Least favorite cheese?Sharp cheddar
Quote:4. Most favorite bees?None, I'm allergic to all of them
Quote:5. If dinosaurs never became extinct, would you currently be in the middle of having your gall bladder ripped open by a raptor?Wut?
Quote:5. If Wednesday were the 11th day of the month, how many fingers would I be holding up?Too difficult of a question
Quote:5. Poker, Lizard geckos or this should be question 6?None of the above
Quote:7. Poker, Lizard Geckos or frogs that play blackjack?geckos
Quote:8. Horses or donkeys?Horses
Quote:9. Donkeys or dinosaurs?Sorry, donkeys, you lose again.
Quote:10. Fundamentalist Christian or 3.5 Billion Hammy clones starting their own mayo cult?Um...er....uh...
Quote:11. Mayo or salad cream?Mayo!
Quote:12. Silliness or wackiness?Silliness
Quote:13. Wackiness or zaniness?Zaniness
Quote:14. Zaniness or loopiness?Zaniness
Quote:15. Music or poetry?Both
Quote:16. Film or TV?Netflix
Quote:17. Cucumbers used for the purpose of dildos or dildos used for the purpose of cucumbers?Hmmm.
Quote:18. Bipolar Bears or Borderlime Limes?Bipolar Bears
Quote:19. Lemon or lime?Lime
Quote:20. Mint choc chip ice cream or lots and lots of buttsex?Mint chocolate ice cream
Quote:21. Toffee ice cream or mint choc chip ice cream?always mint, forever
Quote:22. Toffee ice cream or buttsex?toffee ice cream
Quote:22. Yogurt or autistic blackjack?yogurt
Quote:23. Poker or a 27 hour long game of monopoly that drives you batshit insane for about a week?Poker
Quote:24. The color yellow or the sound of a fart?yellow!
Quote:25. So much yellow everywhere so bright your eyes fall out, or so little farting you see the doctor about it?You're crazy!
Quote:26. Complete lack of farting due to missing bowel or "Eat more beans"?complete lack of farting
Quote:27. Doctor or vet?vet
Quote:28. Vet or real doctor?How dare you not call a vet a real doctor!
Quote:29. Insult towards vets or Hammy being a silly twatface?Insult towards vet! lol
Quote:30. Silly twatface or tasty vaginahead?The former
Quote:31. Did you enjoy wasting your time answering these questions?Thoroughly
Quote:31.a. Are you sad that they're not finished yet?A little
Quote:32. Is time you enjoyed wasting not wasted time, or is it incorrect to say you enjoyed wasting it if by doing so it was not a waste of time?I enjoyed it in every way.
Quote:33. Dandruff all over your freshly shaved head or microscopic invisible skin flakes falling off your butt into your cup of coffee and you only notice just after you took a sip of it?hahahahahaha!!! I'm done!
