RE: Iggy's loaded questionaire...
April 5, 2018 at 5:25 am
(This post was last modified: April 5, 2018 at 5:27 am by Joods.)
My responses are in Red, within the quoted text:
(April 5, 2018 at 3:54 am)ignoramus Wrote: please answer as sincerley as possible.
1] What would be more humane. Throwing mother in law off a cliff or throwing her off your boat in the middle of nowhere? Neither. You really need to learn how to hide evidence better. *mutters under Italian breath*
2] How long have you known you're an unsociable weirdo? All my life.
3] If we were married, who would you have sex with just to make me cry? You. I like it very rough and you better like being dominated.
4] what's the largest dick you've slept with? My ex. He was 6 foot 1 inch tall and is a narcissistic sociopath making him head of all the assholes of the world.
5] when can I meet your parents? Never. Dad died 22 1/2 years ago and I haven't spoken to my egg donor in 8 years, so it's like she's dead to me.
6] What cartoon TV character do you identify with? Tinkerbell. I'm flirty, sassy, smart-assed, independent and I believe I can fly.
7] Do you ever dream of one day having a paid job? I do have a paid job. It's called being a mom.
8] What do you think heaven smells like? Old ladies and moth balls.
9] Who or what do you see in the mirror first thing in the morning? Usually a message left from one the assh- sweet children who couldn't resist writing in the steam on the mirror after their shower.
10] How many times have you muttered "what a bitch!" during Bold and the Beautiful? Who the fuck has time to watch TBB when TBBT is a much better show?
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