Questions list

[Edwardo Piet]

1) How far will the trade war between the US and the China escalate?

As far as it goes (kind of like how the answer to "How long's a piece of string?" is "Twice the length of the measurement from its middle to one of its ends" ).

2) What is the solution most likely to succeed in solving America's gun problem?

The one that results in no one shooting each other anymore.

3) How can we achieve sustainable economic growth without first depleting the Earth's finite resources?

By realizing that we'll all become extinct long before we deplete them all.

4) What is the pound going to do against the euro this month?

Suck donkey balls.

5) What is the next Microsoft / Google / Apple / Bitcoin to invest in?

The one that has Google making all the other companies look like amateurs.

6) How do we clean the seas of plastic pollution?

By allowing the human race to become extinct.

7) Will religion ever die out?

Yes because we will become extinct and other mammals aren't creative enough to come up with really stupid shit.

8) Why is something funny?

Because nothing can't be.

9) How does consciousness arise from the brain?

As a natural side effect of neurological complexity, at least in the case of humans and almost certainly all other mammals at least on some level.

10) Can I sink a rowing boat by inflating a condom with compressed air many metres below it?

Yes, especially if you use a gigantic condom full of a fuckton of air.

11) Waffles or pancakes?

Waffles because they're the tastiest fucking thing thing that ever existed.