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List of Terrible Things
September 20, 2015 at 9:45 pm
Let's make a list of all the most horrific things in the world, with a description of each.
This will simply be to show that believing in a God that created all the species and events, it would have to be an immoral God.
I will start.
1. Bullet Ants. Fucking Bullet Ants, Where Do I Start? Well, they nest in trees. Their sting has been compared to have the pain of a bullet. If you get near their nest, they will drop out of their best and bite you. Did I mention their nest is in a Fucking Tree? Yes, Yes I did. By the way, they also shriek while falling from the tree. They fucking shriek.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraponera_clavata
2. Army or Soldier Ants. These Ants are a Fucking Monstrosity. They don't have a nest. They go in a direction, consuming anything in their path that is to dead, stupid or asleep to get out of their way. Did I mention they are blind? Somehow that makes this worse. Have fun Campers.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_ant
3. Japanese Giant Hornets. These are fucking everywhere. They fly thousands of miles to just kill fucking honey bees. They fly thousands of miles in a day. One of these can kill 40 honey bees a minute. One.
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RE: List of Terrible Things
September 21, 2015 at 12:42 am
*inhuman squealing noises*
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RE: List of Terrible Things
September 21, 2015 at 12:45 am
Kids, pure evil right there.
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RE: List of Terrible Things
September 21, 2015 at 12:51 am
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: List of Terrible Things
September 21, 2015 at 12:52 am
Having a wedgie in public. You can't pick it otherwise people will think you are scratching your butt hole, so you have to put up with this thing going up into your crack.
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RE: List of Terrible Things
September 21, 2015 at 12:54 am
(September 21, 2015 at 12:52 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Having a wedgie in public. You can't pick it otherwise people will think you are scratching your butt hole, so you have to put up with this thing going up into your crack.
That's when I find a restroom real quick and pluck that wedgie.
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RE: List of Terrible Things
September 21, 2015 at 2:45 am
(This post was last modified: September 21, 2015 at 3:30 am by TheRocketSurgeon.)
Solitary confinement. I did just under 3 of my 9 years in one of these (very similar to this one)... my first 21 months, straight, followed by a transfer and another solitary cell, with them making it clear I'd stay in one until I "broke", confessed, and named names. I did none of those things.
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Edit to Add: Fun fact. That "window" in the back of the cell is not really a window; it is a translucent panel that lets you know if it's night or day outside. While I was in the second facility, they put me in the crazy ward (though I had not seen a psychologist and am not diagnosed with any mental conditions) with the poop-smearers and the guys who (literally) scream 22-23 hours per day. Of six cells in that unit, we had four suicide attempts (two successful) while I was there, done by looping bedsheets through the bars in that "window". As a result, they screwed a thick sheet of semi-translucent lexan to the frame of the window... it took about six minutes for one of the mental patients to discover he could punch the center and make the whole (concrete-and-steel) wing reverberate like the inside of a kettle drum. Good times.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: List of Terrible Things
September 21, 2015 at 1:56 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 12:52 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Having a wedgie in public. You can't pick it otherwise people will think you are scratching your butt hole, so you have to put up with this thing going up into your crack.
This is why Commando is the only sensible option
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RE: List of Terrible Things
September 21, 2015 at 1:58 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 2:45 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Solitary confinement. I did just under 3 of my 9 years in one of these (very similar to this one)... my first 21 months, straight, followed by a transfer and another solitary cell, with them making it clear I'd stay in one until I "broke", confessed, and named names. I did none of those things.
Edit to Add: Fun fact. That "window" in the back of the cell is not really a window; it is a translucent panel that lets you know if it's night or day outside. While I was in the second facility, they put me in the crazy ward (though I had not seen a psychologist and am not diagnosed with any mental conditions) with the poop-smearers and the guys who (literally) scream 22-23 hours per day. Of six cells in that unit, we had four suicide attempts (two successful) while I was there, done by looping bedsheets through the bars in that "window". As a result, they screwed a thick sheet of semi-translucent lexan to the frame of the window... it took about six minutes for one of the mental patients to discover he could punch the center and make the whole (concrete-and-steel) wing reverberate like the inside of a kettle drum. Good times.
Man I'm sorry you had to endure that. That's horrible. You are so interesting the more I learn about you. Not sure if you have shared your story anywhere on here but I'm truly glad you are here dude.
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RE: List of Terrible Things
September 21, 2015 at 2:08 pm
(This post was last modified: September 21, 2015 at 2:12 pm by MTL.)
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