World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Here's a test to see if these end-of-the-worlders are sincere or not.

'23 April, you say?  Sure about that?'

'Yes, absolutely sure.'

'Ok.  Give me your house.'

'The Lord hath spoke unt...wait, what?'

'Your house.  Sign it over to me.  I'm mean, you won't need it after the 23rd, will you?'

'Erm...umm...'

'While we're about it, better make a clean breast of it and give me your car(s), retirement accounts, stock portfolios, any loose cash you have.'

*respondent flees into the distance*

Boru