1. ABBA OR ABBA?
BABA
2. ABBA or waterboarding? Seriously, don't answer that.
What was the question again?
3. Hitler or Stalin?
Hitler; such a sexy mustache.
4. Ted Bundy or John Wayne Gacey?
Both, let's have a threesome.
5. Paper or plastic?
Plastic.
6. Cash, credit, check or debit card?
Cash and credit.
7. Captain Kirk or Yoda?
Yoda.
9. Death by earthquake or Tornado?
Pshhh, none of those things can kill me.
10. Meth or mirth?
Meth, that way I can stay skinny forever!
11. Perth or girth?
Perth.
13. Yes I skipped a fucking number. No it was not a question.
Which number was that?
14. Were you paying attention to the prior number?
Speak up, I'm old dammit.
15. Ad homin or add more pepper?
More pepper, please.
16. Corpus Kristy or haibious corpus? AND NO I don't fucking know how to spell either if that is not obvious.
I knew from the start of the questionnaire that you don't know how to spell.
17. Silence is golden, or "Silence of the Lambs"
Jame Gumb, duh.
18. Robert De Niro or Joe Pesci?
De Niro.
19. "Less filling" or "tastes like shit?'
Less filling.
20. ABBA OR ABBA?
Didn't I already say BABA?
BABA
2. ABBA or waterboarding? Seriously, don't answer that.
What was the question again?
3. Hitler or Stalin?
Hitler; such a sexy mustache.
4. Ted Bundy or John Wayne Gacey?
Both, let's have a threesome.
5. Paper or plastic?
Plastic.
6. Cash, credit, check or debit card?
Cash and credit.
7. Captain Kirk or Yoda?
Yoda.
9. Death by earthquake or Tornado?
Pshhh, none of those things can kill me.
10. Meth or mirth?
Meth, that way I can stay skinny forever!
11. Perth or girth?
Perth.
13. Yes I skipped a fucking number. No it was not a question.
Which number was that?
14. Were you paying attention to the prior number?
Speak up, I'm old dammit.
15. Ad homin or add more pepper?
More pepper, please.
16. Corpus Kristy or haibious corpus? AND NO I don't fucking know how to spell either if that is not obvious.
I knew from the start of the questionnaire that you don't know how to spell.
17. Silence is golden, or "Silence of the Lambs"
Jame Gumb, duh.
18. Robert De Niro or Joe Pesci?
De Niro.
19. "Less filling" or "tastes like shit?'
Less filling.
20. ABBA OR ABBA?
Didn't I already say BABA?
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
