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Let's Make Questionaires Great Again
April 6, 2018 at 3:32 am
(This post was last modified: April 6, 2018 at 4:15 am by The Valkyrie.)
So many questionaires, so little time.
My turn.
Answer or I kill the hostages.*
1. Why?
2. Lepers or unicorns.
3. Do you judge people by my standards?
4. Why not?
5. If you were an amazon, what colour would your boomerang be?
6. Cats or dogs?
7. Lizards or frogs?
8. If you found a talking frog who was an enchanted prince, would you kiss it or make money off owning a talking frog?
9 Are leprechauns sexy?
10. Velcro gloves AND gumboots?
11. What colour lipstick is your favourite?
12. Should I have made a poll to go with this questionaire?
13. Fuck all polls?
14. What the fuck has Poland ever done to you, you racist prick?
15. Should I invent another 30 inane questions just to piss off Boru?
16. Would you trust medication I gave you?
*They're going to die anyway. I just want to torment them by giving them false hope.
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RE: Let's Make Questionaires Great Again
April 6, 2018 at 3:40 am
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Those questionaires won't fill the space Jesus use to occupy. Maybe you should give Jesus second chance?
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RE: Let's Make Questionaires Great Again
April 6, 2018 at 3:47 am
(April 6, 2018 at 3:40 am)purplepurpose Wrote: Those questionaires won't fill the space Jesus use to occupy. Maybe you should give Jesus second chance?
Of course it doesn't fill the space Jesus used to occupy.
Questionaires are notoriously difficult to nail to crosses.
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RE: Let's Make Questionaires Great Again
April 6, 2018 at 4:06 am
Hehe...give me a minute... I have to get to work... I'm still going 😜
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RE: Let's Make Questionaires Great Again
April 6, 2018 at 4:11 am
1. Why not?
2. Lepers - they're easier to turn into a tasty soup.
3. NO!!
4. Because of your standards.
5. Fifty shades of grey.
6. Cats (I admire animals who aren't ashamed to reveal how much they hate me).
7. The pinnacle of evolution - the lizafrog.
8. I make it a point to avoid vocal amphibians at all costs. See the fine Warner Brothers biopic of Michigan J. Frog for reasons why.
9. Only the sexy ones.
10. Well...ok, but you have to use the fluffy handcuffs as well.
11. Octarine.
12. No.
13. Only with their express consent.
14. I've seen Polish newspapers. They seem to hate vowels. I don't like that.
15. If you don't, someone else will.
16. I did that once - biggest mistake of my life. Never again.
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RE: Let's Make Questionaires Great Again
April 6, 2018 at 4:13 am
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(April 6, 2018 at 3:32 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: So many questionaires, so little time.
My turn.
Answer or I kill the hostages.*
3. Do you judge people by my standards?
No, your standards are godly!
4. Why not?
Nah! I use Charles Manson's standards. They're more up to date with modern morality.
5. If you were an amazon, what colour would your boomerang be?
Pass! That one doesn't work with Aussies.
6. Cats or dogs?
Cats of course. Dogs suck up too much to their owners!
7. Lizards or frogs?
Lizards. I've never had them before! I might just have an entree first.
8. If you found a talking frog who was an enchanted prince, would you kiss it or make money off owning a talking frog?
I'd black mail it for more money from it's relatives, then I'd have them all for dinner! (Hannibal Lecter style  )
9 Are leprechauns sexy?
I've never really checked, I just stomp on them.
10. Velcro gloves AND gumboots?
Sorry, not interest in hearing about your sex life.
11. What colour lipstick is your favourite?
Marilyn Manson -Midnight Black
13. Fuck all polls?
Yes, with a talking frog preferably.
14. What the fuck has Poland ever don't to you, you racist prick?
Sorry, did I need a reason 
15. Should I invent another 30 inane questions just to piss off Boru?
Please!
16. Would you trust medication I gave you?
Of course I would. You've sworn the oath and you're a good doctor. (check 1,2. FBI officer:, can hear you loud and clear, over))
*They're going to die anyway. I just want to torment them by giving them false hope.
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RE: Let's Make Questionaires Great Again
April 6, 2018 at 4:36 am
finally @work
so let's do it...
First kill the hostages and then I'll answer! 
ok,ok....I answer already 
1.Why? who the hell knows....
2. Lepers or unicorns. ....of course unicorns i'm a Private... (if someone didn't know ...the penguin Private)
3. Do you judge people by my standards? ..what the hell your standards are? ...maybe according to mental health, then yes!!!
4. Why not? ....Why yes?
5. If you were an amazon, what colour would your boomerang be? BLACK!!.. black fits everything
6. Cats or dogs? ...CATS!!!
7. Lizards or frogs? .... Lizards...but I love the frog in jeans
8. If you found a talking frog who was an enchanted prince, would you kiss it or make money off owning a talking frog? Make money!!! I already have my own Prince !!!
9 Are leprechauns sexy? ...and here you have me..I failed!
10. Velcro gloves AND gumboots? . .Velcro gloves..I need to have one
11. What colour lipstick is your favourite? ..transparent
12. Should I have made a poll to go with this questionaire?.. go for it
13. Fuck all polls? ....Fuck!
14. What the fuck has Poland ever don't to you, you racist prick? hehe...how the heck should I know this... I'm Pole
15. Should I invent another 30 inane questions just to piss off Boru? please, please...
16. Would you trust medication I gave you?.. Are you kidding? never!
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“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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RE: Let's Make Questionaires Great Again
April 6, 2018 at 5:05 am
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Where's your answers Beccs?
Also, I need to add 2 more.
If you had to change your first name to something completely different (part of witness protection), what would it be?
(I'd be Zak. I like that. Makes me sound not so prehistoric.)
If you had a boat, what would you name her?
(I'd call her: Lobster Mobster)
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RE: Let's Make Questionaires Great Again
April 6, 2018 at 1:16 pm
Losty, you did this! 
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RE: Let's Make Questionaires Great Again
April 6, 2018 at 1:53 pm
So many questionaires, so little time.
My turn.
Answer or I kill the hostages.*
1. Why? Because Arizona?
2. Lepers or unicorns. Unies seem happier.
3. Do you judge people by my standards? I'd sure like to because you're cool 'n stuff, but I don't know your standards. I'd like to get inside you (no, not like that) and see how you roll.
4. Why not? I'm not that talented.
5. If you were an amazon, what colour would your boomerang be? Colourless.
6. Cats or dogs? I grew up with cats (one named for Punky Brewster), and much prefer them, but do like pugs and bullies now.
7. Lizards or frogs? Lizards are hecka cool.
8. If you found a talking frog who was an enchanted prince, would you kiss it or make money off owning a talking frog? I don't like kissing dudes, even in frog form. Money, OTOH, is stupid cool. Save up for that Chevy Silverado and that HondaJet.
9 Are leprechauns sexy? Maybe Swaggie Maggie Nichols in a leprechaun onesie, but NO! LEPRECHAUNS ARE DUDES!
10. Velcro gloves AND gumboots? Meh. Cartridge respirators and onesies.
11. What colour lipstick is your favourite? Depends on the girl wearing it.
12. Should I have made a poll to go with this questionaire? What are my choices?
13. Fuck all polls? Whatever tickles your fancy. I don't judge.
14. What the fuck has Poland ever done to you, you racist prick? Dunno. I'll need to look that up. Is there a Polish equivalent to CCTV or DW?
15. Should I invent another 30 inane questions just to piss off Boru? Better you than me.
16. Would you trust medication I gave you? Trust it to read me bedtime stories? Nah.
*They're going to die anyway. I just want to torment them by giving them false hope.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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