I still would like to be Aversion Therapy Man - the closer stupid people got to me, the more pain they'd feel. Failing that, Negative Reinforcement Man - every time someone tells me about my aura, my star sign, or my negative vibes, I would tap them ever so lightly on the forehead with a 12 pound sledge until they learned better.
Boru
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax