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[NOTSERIOUS] Super heroes that need to be filmed.
February 9, 2019 at 9:28 am
I was watching the endless stream of speculation on "Endgame" and it occured to me that the super hero movie genre has been losing diversity.
With that in mind I propose a new hero, Commander MoCap. His power is to make commonly held misconceptions about science real, at least temporarily and in his favor.
He escapes death by jumping up just before the elevator crashes into the basement at high speed.
He survives a horrific multivehicle collision because he knows it's better to be thrown clear of his car, so he doesn't wear a seat belt.
He ducks when shot at, because that makes the bullet miss.
Anybody else have a candidate?
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RE: [NOTSERIOUS] Super heroes that need to be filmed.
February 9, 2019 at 10:06 am
Jesus arrives for second time and saves his loyal sheep and sinners get's their just punishment.
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RE: [NOTSERIOUS] Super heroes that need to be filmed.
February 9, 2019 at 11:31 am
(February 9, 2019 at 10:27 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Sheep's bladder.
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mmmm.... yummy!
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RE: [NOTSERIOUS] Super heroes that need to be filmed.
February 9, 2019 at 11:32 am
(February 9, 2019 at 10:27 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Sheep's bladder.
The only way to make that a palatable dish would be to boil the piss out of it.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: [NOTSERIOUS] Super heroes that need to be filmed.
February 9, 2019 at 11:46 am
You mean toss it and go to McD's.
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RE: [NOTSERIOUS] Super heroes that need to be filmed.
February 9, 2019 at 11:46 am
Powdered Toast Man. Make it happen hollywood
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RE: [NOTSERIOUS] Super heroes that need to be filmed.
February 9, 2019 at 1:04 pm
Professor Intransigence: Has the ability to destroy factual arguments with a sneered, 'Well, that's YOUR opinion.'
Anachronisma: Provides the legions of the early Roman Empire with napalm.
Captain Derivitas: Has numerous adventures that eerily resemble Shakespeare plays with the serial numbers filed off.
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