Categories of posters here based on frequency.

[Pat Mustard]

I can't put a frequency on this, but-

The poster who completely misunderstands posts and then claims victory when upbraiding the OP about it. OK, I could go back and look at every religious poster's missives and divide it over the time that the forum has been up (posting frequency!). I'll leave it at Megahertz, to be on the safe side, and just say "1".

That's the Huggy. He's a whole category of spam all on his own.