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April 25, 2018 at 7:50 am (This post was last modified: April 25, 2018 at 7:50 am by Pat Mustard.)
(April 25, 2018 at 12:40 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(April 24, 2018 at 4:32 am)ignoramus Wrote:
Genesis 1:6
Basically, God decided to create the sky (a solid dome - "hard as a molten mirror"), so that there was something separating all that damn water which the entire universe is made of. The sky occasionally opens it's windows so that some water can come through - this is why it rains.
Essentially, when NASA launch their rockets, they go "bonk!" against the sky dome and fall back down again, and the reason nobody has been on Mars is because they all drowned on the way.
Genesis 1:16
It all sounds well and good, doesn't it? God makes the sun to light the day, and the moon for night-time. Yes, it would indeed be all well and good, if he hadn't already created and named light, dark, day and night two days ago.
It would seem that God finished creating days on the third day... So where the hell did the first two come from?
Deuteronomy 22:10
WTF? Someone please explain
Deuteronomy 23:1
That's right girls! No dickie and plums, no entry! Don't even ask about what customs is like when you get there!
You need help alright but I'm afraid it's not the kind that the Christians here can give you.
GC
So what's your preference GC, cows or donkeys. Personally I'd say you're a man for the emissions.
