If you were to perform in drag....

[Fireball]

Milk Chocolat would be my name.

Tasty.  

Plus, there's a serving of cream at the end.

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I'd be "RS Camaro". I used to campaign it when I drag raced. 327 with a 4 speed. On flat open road, I was clocked by the Nevada Highway Patrol (passing through the state) at 143 MPH. I was on my way to "A" school in the US Navy, in '73. I discovered that Kansas State Troopers drove light green over dark green cruisers, by coming up on that car without realizing what it was. I was used to black and white. I was only going 90 at the time, on the I80. Didn't get pulled over. Go figure. So I passed two more before I was out of Kansas. Must've been the uniform. We were required to travel in Class "A" uniform.  Fun car.