An atheist walks into a tribe of muslims. He is condemned to death by apostasy, but the dude in charge thought allah should be merciful, so he gave him a chance:
Behold those three tents, One has 50 bottles of wine, the second has a lion, the third a beautiful naked woman. To save your life, you must drink all the wine, take a tooth of the lion and then make love with the beautifull woman. He, of course,, accepted.
After a while in the first hut, he takes the second, huge fight is heard in there, when he cames out all filled with wounds, says:
"Now, all I have to do is knock a tooth out of the whore."
Behold those three tents, One has 50 bottles of wine, the second has a lion, the third a beautiful naked woman. To save your life, you must drink all the wine, take a tooth of the lion and then make love with the beautifull woman. He, of course,, accepted.
After a while in the first hut, he takes the second, huge fight is heard in there, when he cames out all filled with wounds, says:
"Now, all I have to do is knock a tooth out of the whore."
