"Music" videos are too frenetic for me. They remind me of SpongeBob Squarepants, and not in a good way. People who have small children, or who are planning on having children, please keep the TV off entirely when they are around. The evidence is in, and it isn't good. I'm not going to do your research, either.

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.