DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[I_am_not_mafia]

Sure, I will look at the lab results.

<imagines a young scientifically illiterate teenage boy in his bedroom glossing over blog posts that he doesn't understand>

The fact that you even refer to 'lab results'. I mean, that's what people say when they send off your stool samples to be analysed. This is not the same as performing scientific experiments and writing up the results as a paper.