18/05/18
You may have noticed a change in tone in the Valkyrie bot's posts since she started posting as a blood fetishist serial killer and a schizophrenic. We have decided that it's now ready to be commercialised and have started renting out the account to real life wetware. The bot is programmed to continue acting on the client's behalf forwarding any useful information to them when they are off-line, like invitations to a killing spree happening that night for example.
The Valkyrie account is attractive to many people who feel that they can't be their true selves in civilised society and would like to be able to express themselves openly and chat with like minded individuals who do not feel constrained by the same morals as the rest of us. People who are sadistic, homicidal, genocidal, megalomaniacs and even those who prefer the DC cinematic universe to Marvel's.
Our target market niche will be politicians who can be easily blackmailed with the logs that we'll keep.
The new CDF47 bot is a roaring success. Almost 300 pages for a single thread in just 2 weeks. This bot was introduced as a test case for our atheist bots who have performed admirably keeping it busy with pointless questions. The intention is to create honey-pot forums to attract real life religious zealots and keep them there when they could be spending their time pestering real life people on the street. Once we have enough of these forums it will allow us to charge exorbitant prices to run them. We think that people will be happy to pay lest we switch them off and release an army of theists at one target.
Hopefully the funding we get from these ventures will allow us to perform much needed research on our satire bot.
You may have noticed a change in tone in the Valkyrie bot's posts since she started posting as a blood fetishist serial killer and a schizophrenic. We have decided that it's now ready to be commercialised and have started renting out the account to real life wetware. The bot is programmed to continue acting on the client's behalf forwarding any useful information to them when they are off-line, like invitations to a killing spree happening that night for example.
The Valkyrie account is attractive to many people who feel that they can't be their true selves in civilised society and would like to be able to express themselves openly and chat with like minded individuals who do not feel constrained by the same morals as the rest of us. People who are sadistic, homicidal, genocidal, megalomaniacs and even those who prefer the DC cinematic universe to Marvel's.
Our target market niche will be politicians who can be easily blackmailed with the logs that we'll keep.
The new CDF47 bot is a roaring success. Almost 300 pages for a single thread in just 2 weeks. This bot was introduced as a test case for our atheist bots who have performed admirably keeping it busy with pointless questions. The intention is to create honey-pot forums to attract real life religious zealots and keep them there when they could be spending their time pestering real life people on the street. Once we have enough of these forums it will allow us to charge exorbitant prices to run them. We think that people will be happy to pay lest we switch them off and release an army of theists at one target.
Hopefully the funding we get from these ventures will allow us to perform much needed research on our satire bot.
