DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Anomalocaris]

You believe in magic. How stupid is that? 

You believe that bad is good. How stupid is that?

You believe evil is nice. How stupid is that?

You believe in talking donkeys. How stupid is that?

You believe in unicorns. How stupid is that?

You believe that gawd raped a child in order to give birth to himself, so that he could sacrifice himself to himself for the sole purpose of obviating the rules he made for himself.. How stupid is that?

Really, your gawd is a moron. It couldn't figure out  a better way to go than to turn itself into bloody performance art. How stupid is that?

Your gawd could have simply forgiven everyone at a whim, but no, your gawd chose the most fucked up methodology possible. How stupid is that?

Your gawd could have written an internally consistent account of ANYTHING, but chose to vicariously write a bunch of nonsense that gave rise to CENTURIES of bloodshed. How stupid is that?

It matters not. No matter which way you slice it, your gawd is either a moron or actively malevolent.

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You can't figure it out, therefore nobody can figure it out. What nonsense.

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There is no debate. All you have done is invoked "magic" much like Harry Potter.

You will find out on judgment day.  That is not the right time to be looking for salvation.  DNA shows a Creator.

Booooo, boooooo, you will find out on judgement day what happens if you don’t believe all that bullshit about there being a judgement day, boooooo, booooooo, Halloween costumes show there is a creator, boooo, booooo, does Halloween costumes not also show there will be a judgement day? Booooo, booooo