Instead of Harsher Work Requirements for Food Stamps....

[Wyrd of Gawd]

There should be a per capita tax on large companies of maybe $100,000 per employee who makes less than a certain amount per hour. So if a large company had 50 such employees it would have to fork over a mandatory $5 Million check. Of course some asshole would want to fire the 50 employees so that he could get a bonus for saving the company some money. That's where the wood chipper comes in.