(May 26, 2018 at 9:37 pm)Kit Wrote:(May 26, 2018 at 9:35 pm)Fireball Wrote: <looks over shoulder to make sure wife isn't looking> Beyonce and Halle Berry are smoking hot. Though I will admit that my wife is smoking hot, too. Strawberries instead of blackberries, but what the heck.
The boyfriend couldn't get Halle Berry to be his wife, so he settled for me.
You look about as much like Halley Berry as I look like Ursula Andress...which is pretty much zero, beyond having a non-feathery humanoid structure.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
