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Dark Humour
December 30, 2019 at 1:55 am
Humour that makes you slightly uncomfortable

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"Change was inevitable"


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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Dark Humour
December 30, 2019 at 2:01 am
Nice.

😂

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Dark Humour
December 30, 2019 at 2:18 am
If you watch this film, you'll find the meaning of life therein.






Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: Dark Humour
December 30, 2019 at 2:22 am
(December 30, 2019 at 2:18 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: If you watch this film, you'll find the meaning of life therein.






Too bad i can't watch it Sad
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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Dark Humour
December 30, 2019 at 2:23 am (This post was last modified: December 30, 2019 at 2:28 am by Rev. Rye.)
No Youtube account? Okay, full disclosure, that film is The Aristocrats. And you'd be shocked at how little I'm joking when I say it contains the meaning of life. Once you start looking at life like it's a long game of The Aristocrats, I found it starts going more smoothly.
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RE: Dark Humour
December 30, 2019 at 2:30 am
(December 30, 2019 at 2:23 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: No Youtube account? Okay, full disclosure, that film is The Aristocrats. And you'd be shocked at how little I'm joking when I say it contains the meaning of life. Once you start looking at life like it's a long game of The Aristocrats, I found it starts going more smoothly.
Apparently i can't watch it in my country .But i will look it up Smile
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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Dark Humour
December 31, 2019 at 4:27 am (This post was last modified: December 31, 2019 at 4:40 am by WinterHold.)
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.
A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."
A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies, "Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fucking."
The end:

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A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.
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RE: Dark Humour
December 31, 2019 at 8:47 am (This post was last modified: December 31, 2019 at 8:47 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
What do you call Atlass's jokes? "Three horseshoes, because they're lame."
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RE: Dark Humour
December 31, 2019 at 9:33 pm
(December 31, 2019 at 8:47 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: What do you call Atlass's jokes? "Three horseshoes, because they're lame."

come on; I was giggling to them like crazy.
This scene from "Burn After Reading" will make your night too:




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RE: Dark Humour
January 1, 2020 at 7:12 am
Okayyyyyyy....
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